You can't argue with the little bugger

When Allen got out of school today, a car alarm was going off in the parking lot. So, he wanted me to explain what a car alarm was, and why you would need one, and why it was going off. "Wait," he said. "Did you say 'going off'? When you talk about an alarm, you say 'going off,' but you really mean it's going on. I'm just gonna say 'going on.'" Can't argue with that, buddy!